Fake News Reports!
President Donald Trump--Stable Genius Deal-Maker & Space Force Founder--Negotiates A Historic Deal Between Galactic Empire And Rebel Alliance!
Stable Genius Deal-Maker & LGBT Supporter Donald Trump Negotiates A Historic Peace Deal Between Ellen DeGeneres And Her Staff!
Stable Genius Deal Maker Donald Trump--Who Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool--Negotiates A Historic Peace Deal Between The Hatfields And McCoys!
CNN & Politico Both Confirm That Joe Biden DID NOT Use A Teleprompter During His Interview With Telemundo!
"No, my voice was dubbed in by Sofia Vergara," he explains.
Annoyed By Persistent Republican Rumors Concerning His Mental Acuity, Presidential Wannabe Joe Biden Forcefully Sets The Record Straight In His Telemundo Interview!
"C'mon, man! I categorically DENY ever using a teleprompter in ANY of my interviews and continued on next page."
Proving We Can All Get Along, Antifa & Black Lives Matter Work Feverishly To Rebuild America's Infrastructure Destroyed By Rioters And Anarchists!
"We need something to burn down when Trump wins re-election," they explain.
Astronomers Have Determined That "The Great Red Spot" On Jupiter (Actually A Storm Big Enough To Swallow Earth) Is SHRINKING!
Damn this global warming!
This Just In!
The Walking Dead!
Is Finally Ending!
To be immediately followed by a Carol/Daryl spin-off.
So...um... The Walking Dead isn't really ending then, is it?
The Bloomberg QuickTake Reports On The Flying Cars And Enthusiastic 100% Face Mask Wearing Compliance Of Beijing's 2020 Auto Show!
"China's the BEST," Bloomberg gushes.
Proving We Can All Get Along, Antifa & Black Lives Matter Work Feverishly To Rebuild America's Infrastructure Destroyed By Rioters & Anarchists!
"We need something to burn down when Trump wins re-election," they explain.
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