The Nobis
"Nos enim humus."
All weather control testing in Texas has been terminated.
The Nobis apologizes for any inconvenience it may have caused.
People who are paranoid of German sausages believe the wurst is yet to come.
I just called the paranoia hotline.
"How did you get this number?" the operator asked.
My doctor said I'm paranoid.
I wonder who told him to say that?
Effective Immediately:
For the next four years, The Nobis forbids the use of the word "cages".
Instead, we suggest the words "shelters" and/or "facilities" be used on its place.
The Nobis suggests:
If you want to truly understand the paranoid,
try following them around.
To: Tiger Woods
From: The Nobis
You were warned.
The Nobis wants to make one thing perfectly clear to our friends at the Teachers Union:
You'll go back when we SAY you'll go back.
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar...
You can't tell me that's a coincidence.
The Nobis doesn't want your money, Lady Gaga.
We wanted your dogs.
BIDEN BOMBS SYRIA!
"Good boy," says The Nobis.
BIDEN BOMBS SYRIA!
Is Immediately Awarded A Nobel Peace Prize.
The Nobis reminds you:
Jack Ma is none of your concern.
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
American Chimpanzee
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