Fake News Reports!
John Krasinski Kisses Pete Davidson On Saturday Night Live!
"Nothing a shot of penicillin won't cure,"
The Office's former cast mate says.
The Moscow Times Reports That More Than 3,200 Protesters Have Been Arrested In Russia As People Continue To Protest In Moscow And Other Cities!
"THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN!" they chanted in unison.
The Moscow Times Reports That More Than 3,200 Protesters Have Been Arrested In Russia As People Continue To Protest In Moscow And Other Cities!
"And THAT'S how you do that," says a smug Vladimir Putin.
The New York Times Reports That Vaccines Alone Will Not Stop The Coronavirus Pandemic!"
"Not if WE can help it," they say.
The Myanmar Military Has Seized Control In A Coup And Will Not Relinquish Power For At Least A Year!
Somewhere, a wistful Trump is imagining what might have been.
The Moscow Times Reports That More Than 3,200 Protesters Have Been Arrested In Russia As People Continue To Protest In Moscow And Other Cities!
A wistful Fake News remembers the days it could blame such things on Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris' tears make the perfect coronavirus vaccine.
Sadly, Chuck Norris has nothing but contempt for crybabies
and tore out his tear ducts years ago.
After Laying Low, Marilyn Manson Finally Responds To The Allegations Of Abuse Leveled Against Him!
"You can't judge a book by its cover," the demented rock toad told
the Los Angeles Times, "unless it's me."
Overheard Super Bowl Sunday At The ER:
"DOC, you gotta help me! My son just swallowed my lucky penny!"
"When did THAT happen?"
"Last week!"
"LAST WEEK? Why didn't you bring him then?"
"I didn't have ten grand bet on the Super Bowl last week!"
Joe Biden Gives His FIRST Network Interview With Norah O'Donnell Of CBS News Just Before Super Bowl LV!
"Hello, Mr. President."
"What?"
"I said, hello."
"I can't hear you. You're too far away."
It went well.
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