Fake News Reports!
Insider News Warns Us That Overwhelmingly White Juries Will Determine The Kyle Rittenhouse & Ahmaud Arbery Trials!
Two more contested outcomes?
When did fake news media start to sound like Trump?
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Mark Hamill—Mr. Luke Skywalker Himself—Rips Aaron Rodgers A New Black Hole For Wearing A Star Wars Sweatshirt!
“Oh, it has my picture on it?”
Ka-CHING!
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The Telegraph Is Reporting That Biden’s America Is Warning The European Union To Prepare For A Russian Invasion Of The Ukraine!
“Putin’s YOUR problem, suckas.”
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Prosecution Delivers Powerful Closing Argument To Jury In The Rittenhouse Self-Defense Trial!
“We are so sorry for wasting your time.”
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Dateline: Kenosha, Wisconsin
Kyle Rittenhouse—The Most Dangerous Man In The World—Is Allowed To Stand Next To Judge Schroeder During His Self-Defense Trial Without Any Security Or Shackles Or Objections From The Prosecution!
There were no survivors.
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New Mexico Museum Of Indian Arts & Culture Name Trailblazing Pueblo Cochiti Potter Virgil Ortiz A Living Treasure!
“Oh, goodie!” salivates Secretary of the Treasury Janet Louise Yellen. “ANOTHER ‘treasure’ I can tax.”
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Black Lives Matter Threatens More Rioting, Looting, & Violence If Kyle Rittenhouse Is Acquitted!
“No white man shoots 3 black men, killing 2 of them, without serious repercussions.”
Um… you do know the thugs who got shot were white, don’t you?
“No way, man! The news would have told us!”
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Beto O’Rourke Announces He’s Running…
For Kenosha, Wisconsin District Attorney!
“Hell yes, we’re going to take your AR-15!”
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A Reuters Fact Check Has Determined A Bill Gates Quote Where He "Admitted" Covid Vaccines Aren't Effective Were Taken Out Of Context!
"What I actually said was 'Covid vaccines aren't effective,'" the billionaire philanthropist clarified.
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Things That Make Me Go Hmm…
Why do we have only 2 political parties but 26 different brands of bottled water to choose from?
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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