Fake News Reports!
I was married by a Justice of the Peace.
Ironically, since then, I’ve had neither justice or peace.
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A Toronto School Board Has CANCELED Yazidi Survivor & Nobel Peace Prize Winner Nadia Murad Because Her Story Of Being An ISIS Sex Slave “Would Foster Islamophobia”!
“They’re such good boys,” wokes Superintendent Helen Fisher, defending the terrorists.
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The Los Angeles Times Reports That Central California Hospitals Are FULL, So They Want To Send Their Covid Patients To Other Counties!
“Forget that,” say the other counties.
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Darrell Brooks Jr.—The Violent Felon Who Is Accused Of Killing Five People And Injuring Dozens By Driving His Car Into A Christmas Parade—To Appear In Court!
“Now that’s OUR kind of hero,” fake news wokes, still stinging after the Rittenhouse verdict.
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CBS’s Disgraced Stephen Colbert Insists If Kyle Rittenhouse “Didn’t Break The Law, We Should Change the Law”!
What about Darrell Brooks Jr., The Violent Felon Who Killed 6 & Injured Dozens By Driving His Car Into A Christmas Parade?
“Aw, he’s okay.”
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Actress Debra Messing Blasts Fake News Media For Portraying Murderous Thug Darrell Brooks Jr.’s Driving Of His Car Into A Christmas Parade Killing 6 & Injuring Dozens As An “Accident,” And Not The Domestic Terrorist Act It Was!
Man, when did I start agreeing with Debra Messing?
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On Thanksgiving, OF COURSE my in-laws have a right to be heard…
…but just not constantly.
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Best Buy Offers Employees Counseling After Kyle Rittenhouse Verdict, Calling It A “Difficult Moment”!
Did you do the same when Darrell Brooks Jr used his SUV to kill 6 & injure dozens in Wisconsin?
“Why would we do that?”
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
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Congresswoman Ilhan Omar Calls Out Congressional Colleague Lauren Boebert For “Hateful & Dangerous Muslim Tropes” And Telling A “Made Up” Story At A Speaking Event!
“As everybody knows,” she said, matter-of-factly, “9-11 never happened.”
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Actor/Director Rob Reiner CONDEMNS The Kyle Rittenhouse Verdict, Yet Gets All The Pertinent Facts Wrong!
“And can you believe how they’re railroading that Darrell Brooks Jr. guy?” he continued. “It’s a travelocity of justice.”
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While I do not offer financial advice, I CAN tell you that buying more lottery tickets with the lottery ticket money you’ve won is not reinvesting your earnings.
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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