Fake News Reports!
My wife wants me to help clean the kitchen.
I told her I’d polish off the leftovers.
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The Washington Post Reveals That The FBI Agents Who Raided President Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Home Were Searching For Classified Documents Related To Nuclear Weapons!
…but instead left with 21+ boxes filled with panties confiscated from Melania’s underwear drawer.
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Having Lost Nesting Habitats Due To Storms, High Tide, & Predation, The Kemp's Ridley Sea Turtle~One Of The Most Endangered In The World~Has Laid Its Eggs On The Newly Renourished Galveston Beach!
“We’ll,” said the turtle, “I had to lay them somewhere.”
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The World's Rarest Sea Turtle Lays Her Eggs On The Newly Renourished Galveston Beach! “And they were f*cking delicious,” a satiated Beto O’Rourke burps contentedly.
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According To A Fox News Poll, 75% Of Americans Are Dissatisfied With The Direction Politicians Are Taking The United States!
What?
You’re AGAINST grown men going into a public bathroom with your young daughters?
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According To A Fox News Poll, 75% Of Americans Are Dissatisfied With The Direction Politicians Are Taking The United States!
What?
You’re AGAINST biological males competing in women’s sports?
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While Executing A Search Warrant, The FBI Spent Hours Alone Inside President Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Home!
“It takes time to properly hide microphones and plant evidence,” Attorney General Merrick Garland explained.
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Elite Daily Lets Slip That Mandy Moore Is Up For Another “The Princess Diaries” Sequel And Even Has A Major Idea For It!
“Well, first off,” the movie’s mean-girl actress told the movie studio, “you pay me A LOT of money.”
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Axios Tells Us How To Watch The Perseid Meteor Shower!
Um… with your eyes?
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In El Paso, Texas, Several Men Saved A Woman’s Life By Pulling Her Out Of A Car Seconds Before It Was Swallowed By A Sinkhole!
That’s toxic masculinity for you.
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As Gas Prices Fall, CNBC Wonders If The Trend Will Continue!
“Not if I can do anything about it,” Dark Brandon promises.
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William Shakespeare’s Globe Theater~Located On The Bank Of The River Thames In London ~Produces A Play About Joan Of Arc Using Woke Pro-Nouns “They/Them” Because… “You know, that’s the way they talked in those days.”
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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