It's Not Too Late!
There's Still Time To Win An All-Expenses Paid
Super Bowl Super Vacation!
Not only will you win 1st class air travel to and from New Orleans for the Super Bowl, but you will also receive a five day/four night stay at a luxury 5-star hotel, $5,000.00 in spending cash, and the prostitute of your choice!
Tickets on the 50-yard line? Forget about it! You will be the personal guest of either the Baltimore Ravens or the San Francisco 49ers--Your Choice!--where you'll sit in the owner's box with full access to the VIP area where the REALLY good-looking prostitutes are kept.
After the game, you will join the winning coach--either John Harbaugh or his brother Jim Harbaugh--for a well-earned soak in a jacuzzi with--no, not hookers, but--a gaggle of giggling football groupies!
Aren't you glad the Cowboys crapped out?
Now... how do you win?
I thought you'd never ask.
It's easy. All you have to do is answer the following questions, and the person with the most correct answers wins! In the case of a tie, the winner will be chosen in a random drawing, and, trust me, if my name happens to be the one chosen, I can assure you, it was just a coincidence.
Don't wait! Get started now!
1) Who made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?
a. Jerry Jones
b. Manti Te'o
c. Han Solo
2) What does the "T" in the name James T. Kirk stand for?
c. Toilet, as in: Where my money goes every time I bet on the Cowboys.
3) What is the capital of Assyria?
a. I don't know that!
4) What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
a. What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
b. What? I don't know that!
c. Bo-iiing! Auuuuuuuugh!
5) Who was Harry Potter's real father?
a. James Potter
b. Severus Snape
c. Boy, that Lilly Potter sure did get around, didn't she?
6) Whose Team are you on?
a. Team Edward
b. Team Jacob
c. I don't know what the Hell you're talking about.
Time's Running Out!
You Can't Win If You Don't Enter!
Somebody's Gotta Win... Why Not YOU!
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