Hard Core Advice From
Hard Core's Hardest Core... John Leslie
Do you have any ticks for keeping ants and bugs away from an outdoor picnic? How about keeping bugs away from a BBQ? Thanks!
Invite Ron Jeremy. Unfortunately, he'll also keep away your guests.
Do you have a go-to dessert to serve at outdoor parties? Maybe something that doesn't melt in the heat?
In my business we call it The Popsicle That Doesn't Melt.
With a small outdoor party, how important is a seating arrangement versus an open seating plan? Do guests want to have a proper seat?
I generally let my guests sit on whomever they want.
Is there a theme party in existence that isn't cheesy? Do you personally ever throw them? Do you have an idea for a theme that might actually be... classy? Or at least not cheesy?
No, so be sure to have plenty of alcohol. With enough booze, even Ron Jeremy looks classy.
My friends and I are hosting a pink-themed party in June. We want the cocktails to be pink, as well. Do you have any recipes for light, refreshing summer cocktails that are pink in color?
I do, but this is a family humor blog.
What's the most ladylike way to eat watermelon?
You might try asking Ginger Lynn that, although her personal expertise is with a differently shaped fruit.
Do you use evite or paperless post for your invitations?
--In A Quandary
I just leave my front door open and hope for the best.
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