Sunday, July 23, 2017

The Week In Tweets: Scientology

Princess Leia: "Help me, L Ron Hubbard. You're my only hope."
Game of Thetans:
"A Scientologist always pays his debts."
Game of Thetans:
"Winter is clearing."
Knock, knock!
"Who's there?"
Lord Xenu!
"Lord Xenu who?"
Puny humans! BOW before the majesty that is Lord Xenu!
Scientology Affirmations:
An Engram saved is an Engram earned.
Scientology Affirmations:
Four score and seven trillion years ago, our fathers brought forth Dianetics.
Scientology Affirmations:
I never met an Operating Thetan I didn't like.
Scientology Affirmations:
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and you're Fair Game.
Scientology Affirmations:
Our Father, who art in Heaven, L Ron Hubbard be thy name.
Scientology Affirmations:
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled Thetans yearning to be free.
Scientology Affirmations:
L Ron Hubbard is my shepherd. I shall not Goof The Floof.
Charles Manson was a Scientologist briefly while in prison. Which goes to show, if it was too crazy for him...
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