Fake News Reports!
The Unemployment Rate In El Paso, Texas Has Hit A Historic Low!
My lazy, chronically unemployed brother-in-law will be disappointed.
He moved to El Paso because he heard there were no jobs there.
The New Mexico Supreme Court Is Considering Allowing Non-Lawyers To Provide Civil Legal Services To People Unable To Afford An Attorney!
A NON-Lawyer?
Finally, a job my uneducated brother-in-law is qualified for.
A Copy Of The 1868 Treaty Between Our Two Great Nations Was Generously Donated To The Navajos!
"We're giving you this," a representative for the United States government told them, "because we're sure as hell not giving you anything else."
In A Tour Of El Paso's Sister City In Mexico, First Lady Adair Margo Insists THIS Is The Juarez She Wants Everybody To See.
Um, shouldn't you be more concerned with promoting the city your husband is the mayor of?
"El Paso? Pffffft!"
Nancy Pelosi Declares: "The White House Is Just ASKING To Be Impeached!"
And just what the impeachment charges will be?
"If YOU don't know, I'M certainly not going to tell you."
President Trump Calls Speaker Of The House Nancy Pelosi "A Mess"!
"Yeah... a HOT, SEXY mess."
New Mexico Land Commissioner Stephanie Garcia Richard Wants To Replace Gender-Specific Pronouns With Something More Neutral!
Like what?
"You, know, something respectful, like 'hey you' or 'whatsisface.'"
In Congress, Less Than Two Dozen Democrats And One Republican Voice Their Support For Impeachment!
There are 535 members in Congress.
You do the math.
Entrepreneurs Struggle To Turn African Plants Into Breakthrough Superfoods And Sell It To Americans!
Um... isn't Africa known for its starving population and even THEY don't want to eat this crap?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
He moved to El Paso because he heard there were no jobs there.
The New Mexico Supreme Court Is Considering Allowing Non-Lawyers To Provide Civil Legal Services To People Unable To Afford An Attorney!
A NON-Lawyer?
Finally, a job my uneducated brother-in-law is qualified for.
A Copy Of The 1868 Treaty Between Our Two Great Nations Was Generously Donated To The Navajos!
"We're giving you this," a representative for the United States government told them, "because we're sure as hell not giving you anything else."
In A Tour Of El Paso's Sister City In Mexico, First Lady Adair Margo Insists THIS Is The Juarez She Wants Everybody To See.
Um, shouldn't you be more concerned with promoting the city your husband is the mayor of?
"El Paso? Pffffft!"
Nancy Pelosi Declares: "The White House Is Just ASKING To Be Impeached!"
And just what the impeachment charges will be?
"If YOU don't know, I'M certainly not going to tell you."
President Trump Calls Speaker Of The House Nancy Pelosi "A Mess"!
"Yeah... a HOT, SEXY mess."
New Mexico Land Commissioner Stephanie Garcia Richard Wants To Replace Gender-Specific Pronouns With Something More Neutral!
Like what?
"You, know, something respectful, like 'hey you' or 'whatsisface.'"
In Congress, Less Than Two Dozen Democrats And One Republican Voice Their Support For Impeachment!
There are 535 members in Congress.
You do the math.
Entrepreneurs Struggle To Turn African Plants Into Breakthrough Superfoods And Sell It To Americans!
Um... isn't Africa known for its starving population and even THEY don't want to eat this crap?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham In Deming To Oversee The Housing Of Migrant Caravaners!
“Put them anywhere but near MY house,” the latest in a long line of politicians ordered.
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