Fake News Reports!
Nations Experts Admit: "We don't know shit."
Furniture Restorer In Spain BOTCHES His Restoration Of A Baroque-Era Painting Of The Virgin Mary!
So... Windex doesn't clean everything?
Presidential Wannabe Joe Biden Gives His First Press Conference In MONTHS!
"Which one of you stole my Jello?" he says, taking a hard stand on the issues.
Georgetown, Delaware Has Removed A Historical Whipping Post From Public Display Because...
"...it never happened."
Fake News Advises:
Marry someone who can stand you.
EMMY Voting In Hollywood Has Begun And Host Jimmy Kimmel Indicates A Trend Is Quickly Becoming Clear:
IT'S TRUMP IN A LANDSLIDE!
The Bloomberg Opinion Has Opined That The Five New Virus Outbreaks In Europe All Tell The Same Story:
WE CAME FROM CHINA!
Caving In To Pressure From Sponsors, The NFL's Washington Redskins Are Finally Considering Changing Their Name!
"I don't know," owner Daniel Snyder muses to Head Coach Ron Rivera. "How about the D.C. Redskins?"
The Supreme Court Blocks Curbside Voting In Alabama Ahead Of Primary Runoff!
"And you have to wear shoes."
When it rains on the 4th of July, that's God's way of telling you:
NO FIREWORKS!
Furniture Restorer In Spain BOTCHES His Restoration Of A Baroque-Era Painting Of The Virgin Mary!
So... Windex doesn't clean everything?
Presidential Wannabe Joe Biden Gives His First Press Conference In MONTHS!
"Which one of you stole my Jello?" he says, taking a hard stand on the issues.
Georgetown, Delaware Has Removed A Historical Whipping Post From Public Display Because...
"...it never happened."
Fake News Advises:
Marry someone who can stand you.
EMMY Voting In Hollywood Has Begun And Host Jimmy Kimmel Indicates A Trend Is Quickly Becoming Clear:
IT'S TRUMP IN A LANDSLIDE!
The Bloomberg Opinion Has Opined That The Five New Virus Outbreaks In Europe All Tell The Same Story:
WE CAME FROM CHINA!
Caving In To Pressure From Sponsors, The NFL's Washington Redskins Are Finally Considering Changing Their Name!
"I don't know," owner Daniel Snyder muses to Head Coach Ron Rivera. "How about the D.C. Redskins?"
The Supreme Court Blocks Curbside Voting In Alabama Ahead Of Primary Runoff!
"And you have to wear shoes."
When it rains on the 4th of July, that's God's way of telling you:
NO FIREWORKS!
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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