The Nobis
"Nos Enim Humus"
Why is the water in the shower colder than the water in the sink?
If life is but a dream,
then what the heck am I doing when I'm asleep?
Effective immediately:
The Nobis forbids the use of the phrase "separating children from their parents".
Instead, we suggest the words "unaccompanied minors" be used in its place.
Hollywood Beauties Sharon Stone & Charlize Theron Have Both Posted Profiles On Dating Apps, Their Feminist Lament being:
"WHY WON'T MEN ASK US OUT?"
To: FBI Director Christopher Wray
From: The Nobis
You said all the right things.
You will be rewarded.
Marriage:
When the apple of your eye becomes the potato of your couch.
Ever wonder why some mornings something will feel off, but you can't put your finger on what?
It's because sometime, in the middle of the night,
The Nobis moved all your furniture an inch to the right.
Can ghosts die?
OF COURSE you're entitled to your own opinion.
The Nobis just doesn't want to hear them.
Now sit back and enjoy the simulation.
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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