Fake News Reports!
In The Recent U.S./Russia Summit, Joe Biden Gave Vladimir Putin A List Of 16 Targets That Are Off-Limits To Cyber Attacks, OR…
…to put it another way, Biden gave Putin a list of 16 targets.
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Santa Fe, New Mexico Is Implementing Universal Basic Income Which Guarantees An Income To People Who Do Nothing!
You know them as politicians.
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New Mexico To End Its Covid Restrictions On July 1st!
In the meantime, sit down and shut up.
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My father used to say, “If you don’t have anything nice to say about someone… you’re my kind of guy.”
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The CDC Director Assures The American People That Masks Are Safe And Effective And…
“…help you hide your identity when you’re secretly meeting with the Chinese.”
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For Father’s Day, The Thoughtful Meghan Markle Gave Her Husband A BENCH!
“I love it!” gushed The Royal Formally Known As Prince Harry, wondering, “What the heck am I supposed to do with a bench?”
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The Very Private Father’s Day Poem Meghan Markle Wrote For Her Husband, The Royal Formerly Known As Prince Harry, Is NOW AVAILABLE AS A CHILDREN’S BOOK!
Because “there’s no part of our lives that we won’t shill for a buck.”
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Martin Salazar, City Editor Of The Albuquerque Journal, Opines That The Public Deserves To Know When A “Deranged” Man Is On The Loose.
“Or my ex-wife,” he adds.
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I’m not saying my ex is dumb, but when zombies go looking for brains they walk right past her.
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The news was a lot better when Huey Lewis was in charge.
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
American Chimpanzee
@JimDuchene
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