Fake News Reports!
Brian Williams, On His MSNBC Show The 11th Hour, Shows “The Ad Fox News Doesn’t Want You To See!”
All twelve of his viewers were outraged.
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Titanic Star Kate Winslet Explains To The New York Times Why People Love Her Mare Of Easttown Character!
“Because of ME! Me, Me, ME!”
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The Boston Globe Reports Our Hottest Spring EVER, While The Bloomberg QuickTake Reports Europe Is Experiencing Its Coldest!
What does that mean for Climate Change?
It means—c’mon, man—get your stories straight.
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If it doesn’t make me happy or make me money, it’s a waste of my time.
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State Senator Katy Duhigg, Sponsor Of NM’s Pot Legalization Bill, Plans On Opening A “Full-Service” Marijuana Law Firm:
Cheech & Chong & Associates!
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Biden Deploys Killer Cicadas To Immobilize Press Plane Determined To Report On His Trip To Europe!
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In His First Trip Overseas As President, Joe Biden Assures The World, “The United States Is BACK!”
As one, world leaders smiled like a crocodile looking at a pork chop.
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On His First Foreign Trip As President, Joe Biden Looks Forward To Meeting With Russian President & Head Of S.P.E.C.T.R.E. Vladimir Putin Next Week "To Let Him Know What I Want Him To Know”!
And what do you want him to know?
“I don’t know.”
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On Her Trip To Solve The Root Causes Of The Border Crisis, Kamala Harris Warns The People Of Guatemala “Do Not Come” To The United States!
Unfortunately, they’re still coming because she was speaking English to a Spanish-speaking populace.
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The United States Will Purchase & Donate 500 Million Trump Vaccines From Pfizer For Worldwide Distribution!
“It was CHINA'S fault, so WE’LL pay for them,” says Xi Jinping, just before waking up from his nightmare.
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Jim Duchene
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