Monday, June 7, 2021

The Week In Tweets: Special #EndAlzheimers Edition!

 Fake News Reports!


Being a caregiver is a challenge, but it’s a beautiful challenge.

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The FBI Blames RUSSIA For The Recent Cyber Hack!
     “Aw, what do those lying, dog-faced pony soldiers know?” President Joe Biden asks no one in particular.

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Joe Biden Has Announced His Plan To Distribute 80 Million Doses Of The Trump Vaccine Worldwide! 
     That’s a good plan, Joe.
     “What plan?”

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Bloomberg Wealth Reports That In Every Category Millennials Are Doing Worse Financially Than Every Generation That Came Before Them!
     Funny, you would think that with them still living with their parents they’d have more money.

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Rio Arriba County Sheriff James Lujan’s Felony Trial Begins!
     “Is there some way we can blame this on Trump?” defense attorney  Jason Bowles wonders.

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Reuters Reports On The Touching Story Of A 2-Decade Friendship Between Wild Pelicans &  Leonardo Carillo,  A Cuban Man Living By The Sea!
     “They’re not my friends because I feed them little pieces of bread,” he insists, feeding them little pieces of bread.

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One doesn’t plan on being a caregiver, but, if it happens, one must acquit oneself with grace.

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Kamala Harris, Whom Joe Biden Put In Charge Of The Border Crisis MONTHS Ago, Visits Mexico And Guatemala For The First Time Today!
      “Where am I?” she sputters, as she removes her gag and blindfold.

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HURRAY FOR CHINA!
     In A Joint Venture, China’s Top Electric Vehicle Maker—SAIC-GM-Wuling—Is Building The Hongguang Mini, A $4,500 Car!
     Manipulated viruses come standard.
 
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Facebook Continues President Trump’s Suspension For An Additional Two Years!
     Just curious, but haven’t the cool kids all left Zuckerberg’s party?
 
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
 
 
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