Fake News Reports!
After Four Trying Years, Meghan McCain Leaves ABC’s Cuckoo Cackle-Fest The View!
“I’m not saying my co-hosts are stupid,” she explained, “but it takes them FOUR hours to watch 60 Minutes.”
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After Four Long Years, Meghan McCain Leaves ABC’s Nasty Nag-Fest The View!
“I’m not saying Whoopi Goldberg is stupid,” she explained, “but she thinks a quarterback’s a refund.
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After Four Difficult Years, Meghan McCain Leaves ABC’s Poopy Pooper-Fest The View!
“I’m not saying my co-hosts are stupid,” she explained, “but they got fired from their job at the M & M factory for throwing out all the W’s.”
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After Four Vacuous Years, Meghan McCain Leaves ABC’s Vicious Vomit-Fest The View!
“I’m not saying Joy Behar is stupid,” she explained, “but they had to burn down the school to get her out of second grade.”
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After Four Draining Years, Meghan McCain Leaves ABC’s Frumpy Flatulence-Fest The View!
“I’m not saying my co-hosts are stupid,” she explained, “but they think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.”
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After Four Taxing Years, Meghan McCain Leaves ABC’s Putrid Puke-Fest The View!
“I’m not saying Sara Haines is stupid,” she explained, “but when Judge Judy said, ‘Order in the court!’ she asked for a burger and fries.”
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After Four Frustrating Years, Meghan McCain Leaves ABC’s Yammering Yak-Fest The View!
“I’m not saying my co-hosts are stupid,” she explained, “but you could lock them in a grocery store and they’d starve to death.”
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After Four Toxic Years, Meghan McCain Leaves ABC’s Boring Crap-Fest The View!
“I’m not saying Sunny Hostin is stupid,” she explained, “but she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.”
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After Four Spirit-Breaking Years, Meghan McCain Leaves ABC’s Osteo Porosis-Fest The View!
“I’m not saying my co-hosts are stupid,” she explained, “but The Three Stooges watch them and take notes.
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After Four Years She’ll Never Get Back, Meghan McCain Leaves ABC’s Stink, Stank, Stunk-Fest Of A Show, The View!
“I’m not saying Baba Wawa is stupid,” she explained, “but when thieves stole her TV, she chased after them, shouting ‘Wait, you forgot the remote!’”
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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