Fake News Reports!
Obama’s Birthday Party A Huge Success With Only Sophisticated Liberals Invited To Celebrate Inside A Tent Put Up Just Outside Of His Mansion!
“You don’t think we want THOSE kinds of people inside of OUR house, do you?” an irritated Michelle explained.
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Subway Hires Controversial Soccer Player Megan Rapinoe As Their Celebrity Spokesperson Because…
“We were looking for a way to lose half our customers.”
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Subway Hires Controversial Soccer Player Megan Rapinoe As Their Celebrity Spokesperson Because…
“We just didn’t learn our lesson with Jared.”
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The NEA, The Nation’s Largest Teachers Union, Sues Nichole Solas For Wanting To Know What Her School District Is Teaching Her Child About Critical Race Theory!
“Hey, what’s THAT?” the ACLU says, pointing out the window just before sneaking out the back.
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THIS JUST IN!
The Containment Of Hot Air In Mass Mask-Wearing Has Been Determined To Have Caused A DECREASE In Global Warming!
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Romal Noori Risked His Life Helping The American Soldiers Who Are Leaving Him Behind In Afghanistan!
What?
Fake New’s revealing of this hero’s name may mean certain death from the Taliban?
Oops.
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THIS JUST IN!
Trump Vaccine Now Available In Menthol!
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
American Chimpanzee
@JimDuchene
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