Fake News Reports!
HBO’s Social Commentator Bill Maher Reports About A Police Raid On Covid Patients Who Were Being Treated With Drugs At A Taiwanese Hospital And Were Engaging In Excessive Sex Acts And All I Want To Know Is…
…where can I get some of those drugs?
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The Black National Anthem Made Its NFL Debut On 9-10-21!
Sadly, after also playing the Native American, Hispanic, Caucasian, Asian, Indian, Middle Eastern, Jewish, Pygmy, Wiccan, & LGBT-ETC national anthems there was no time left to play the actual game.
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THIS JUST IN:
Racist Californians Keep Rich White Man Rather Than Electing The State’s First Black Man As Governor!
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The Very White Gavin Newsom Wins The California Recall Election Against Larry Elder, Who Would Have Been The State’s First Black Governor!
“Way to go, California!” the KKK congratulates.
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Breaking News:
General Milley, The Architect Of The Botched Afghanistan Withdrawal, Calls Gavin Newsom To Congratulate Him On Winning The California Recall Election!
“Milley who?” the Governor responds.
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In The Recent Recall Election, Racist Californians Struck A Blow For “Diversity” And “Racial Justice” By Voting AGAINST “Diversity” And “Racial Justice”!
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In The Recent Recall Election, Californian Voters Save Their Racist State From Scary Black Man From The Inner City!
“Way to go, California!” cheer White Supremacists everywhere.
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Reacting To Nicki Minaj, The CDC Assures The Public That Covid Vaccines DO NOT Cause Impotence In Males!
“In females, that’s another matter.”
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According to MIC, Which Reports On Politics & Culture, Scientists Are Potty-Training Cows In A Desperate Attempt To Save The Planet!
Is it working?
“We’ll need another fifty million.”
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Taking A Page From Jurassic Park, CRISPR Startup Is Planning To Bring Back The Prehistoric Woolly Mammoth By 2027!
“So we can experience the joy of hunting them into extinction again by 2037.”
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World News Fact-Checkers Are Jubilant To Confirm That The Taliban HAVE NOT Banned Sanitary Napkins In Afghanistan!
“But the stoning of those who use them continues.”
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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