Fake News Reports!
Within Hours Of Being Discovered By Astronomers, An Asteroid CRASHES Into The Earth!
“What a waste of a perfectly good Extinction Level Event,” said disaster movie director Michael Bay.
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Within Hours Of Being Discovered By Astronomers, An Asteroid CRASHES Into The Earth!
“Don’t blame me,” deflects Joe Biden, when asked about the rising cost of everything, “blame the racist asteroid.”
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After Two Years, The New York Times Has Finally Confirmed That The Incriminating Hunter Biden Laptop Is Authentic!
Why is the news media always the last to know?
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The Largest Study To Date Conducted By Experts & Science Indicates That Ivermectin Is Ineffective Against Severe Covid-Xi Cases!
Hey, I’ve got a crazy idea: why don’t we administer a coronavirus cure BEFORE it’s too late?
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CDC Admits It “Accidentally” Inflated Covid-Xi Death Numbers In Children Due To “Coding Logic Error”!
I know, know… math is hard.
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If the helicopter pilot asks you if you like rollercoasters, don’t get on the helicopter.
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Disney Employees In California Walk Out In Protest Over Florida’s Anti-Grooming Bill!
“California who?” Floridians wonder.
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David Beckham—Mr. Posh Spice Himself—Generously Donates His Instagram Account To A Ukrainian Doctor!
“It sure beats donating cash,” he says.
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Disney Employees In California Walk Out In Protest Over Florida’s Anti-Grooming Bill! “We don’t want to live in a world where you can’t groom a child’s sexuality,” a large-eared spokesman for the company explained.
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New York Times Reporter & 1619 Project Creator Nikole Hannah-Jones Claims In A Now-Deleted Tweet That “Tipping Is A Legacy Of Slavery”! Where I come from, we call that being cheap.
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New York Times Reporter & 1619 Project Creator Nikole Hannah-Jones Claims That “Tipping Is A Legacy Of Slavery”! You mean… slaves got paid?
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Surprising No One Except The Gullible, Afghanistan’s New Rulers Refuse To Let Girls Attend School!
Apparently, despite not being biologists, the Taliban has no problem determining what a woman is.
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I saw an advanced screening for The Lost City. I liked it better when it was Romancing The Stone.
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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