Fake News Reports!
IT’S OFFICIAL:
With His Re-Election Coming Up, Californian Governor Gavin Newsom Will Give Some People In His State A “One-Time” Stimulus Payment!
Who’s getting it?
I’m checking the list now.
Sorry, you’re not on it.
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Disgruntled Hollywood Celebrities CANCELED Yesterday’s 4th Of July Celebration Blaming It On The Supreme Court’s Recent Abortion Ruling!
Unfortunately, I missed the memo, so my family and I had a great time.
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On A Recent Episode Of His Radio Show, Howard Stern Revealed The Three Things He Will Do As President!
“Caca, peepee, poopoo,” he vowed.
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The Telegraph Reports An Anti-Hangover Pill That Breaks Down Alcohol In The Body Is Now On Sale!
Or… we could not drink.
Aw, who am I kidding?
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A New Recording Of Bob Dylan's Classic Protest Song "Blowin' in the Wind" Has Sold At Auction For 1.7 MILLION Dollars!
If the rich are going to squander their money like this, maybe raising their taxes isn’t such a bad idea after all.
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Apple TV+ Pays Hillary & Chelsea Clinton MILLIONS To Host A Docuseries Called “Gutsy”!
The rich get richer.
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How The Fantastic Four
Got Their Names
Reed Richards: “From now on… call me MISTER Fantastic. Ben, you’ll be The Thing. Johnny, you’re The Human Torch. And, Sue, we’ll call you The Invisible Girl!”
“‘GIRL’? I don’t think I like that, Reed.”
“Nobody cares what you think, Sue.”
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According To Markets Insider, The Price Of Gas Has Gone DOWN For THIRTY Consecutive Days!
Thank you, Putin.
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George Clooney Begins Production On His Documentary About Sexual Abuse At OSU!
“Who do they think they are?” the outraged movie star thundered indignantly. “Actors?”
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Joe Biden Flies To Saudi Arabia And BOY Are His Arms Tired!
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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