Ever notice how the husbands of the ten best-dressed women are never on the list of the ten best-dressed men?
Ever notice how health club commercials never show people who look like they need to be there?
Ever notice how the older you get, the better at sports you used to be?
Ever notice how your phone doesn't ring in the morning?
That is, unless you're trying to sleep in.
Ever notice how a boring person never loses their voice?
Ever notice how your waiter is never around when you're ready for the check?
Ever notice how certain Hollywood celebrities have taken "'Til Death Do You Part" as a recommendation?
Ever notice how when you get older you lose your short-term memory, and--not only that--but you also lose your short-term memory?
Ever notice how this who ask a lot of questions are the ones who aren't interested in getting any answers?
Ever notice how winners find a way and losers find an excuse?
Ever notice how drinking eight glasses of water is a chore, but drinking eight glasses of beer is a pleasure?
Ever notice how drinking eight glasses of water is a chore, but drinking eight glasses of beer is a pleasure?
There's an app that makes you look older than what you are.
Ever notice how having children accomplishes the same thing?
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