Fake News Reports!
Iran Says President Trump's New U.S. Sanctions Have Closed The Road To Diplomacy "FOREVER"!
"Of course the unprovoked bombing of your oil tankers and the shooting down of your military drones will continue."
Iran Says President Trump's New U.S. Sanctions Have Closed The Road To Diplomacy "FOREVER"!
"And can someone please lend us a knife?" said Foreign Ministry spokesman, Abbas Mousavi. "Iran would now like to cut off its nose to spite its face."
Iran Says President Trump's New U.S. Sanctions Have Closed The Road To Diplomacy "FOREVER"!
But what about the Acts of War you've recently committed?
"What does THAT have to do with anything?"
President Trump's New U.S. Sanctions Are CRIPPLING Iran!
"Can someone lend us a cookie?" asks Iran's Foreign Ministry spokesman, Abbas Mousavi.
San Francisco Becomes The FIRST U.S. City To Outlaw The Selling Of E-Cigarettes!
Dealing and shooting heroin and then discarding the used needles on public sidewalks is STILL perfectly fine.
President Trump Has "Lack Of Moral Principal," Accuses The Dalai Lama!
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I must leave to have sex with an underaged boy."
House Passes Emergency Funding Bill For Humanitarian Aid To Foreign Nationals In This Country Illegally On Our Southern Border!
What about properly funding health care and benefits to 9-11 First Responders and their families?
"We'll get to it when we get to it."
Leonardo DiCaprio Gets SMACKED In The Face By A Volleyball!
"THAT'S for Critters 3," the volleyball taunted.
NIKE Pulls Betsy Ross Sneaker Over Colin Kaepernick Concerns!
We'd like to exhale now," NIKE groveled, trembling in fear. "Do we have your permission, Mr. Kaepernick?"
Colin Kaepernick Gives NIKE His List Of What He Finds Offensive!
"Thank you, Mr. Kaepernick. We'll stop production on the following right away!"
10) Cher,
9) Beavers,
8) Tile,
7) Ink,
6) The Left Nostril,
5) Yoda,
4) Liberace,
3) New Coke,
2) The Letter Y, and
1) Chumbawumba.
Colin Kaepernick Says The Original Flag Of The United States Is RACIST!
"And if you say it, it must be true, Mr. Kaepernick," kowtows NIKE, groveling at his feet.
Colin Kaepernick Talks.
NIKE Trembles.
President Trump Has "Lack Of Moral Principal," Accuses The Dalai Lama!
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I must leave to have sex with an underaged boy."
House Passes Emergency Funding Bill For Humanitarian Aid To Foreign Nationals In This Country Illegally On Our Southern Border!
What about properly funding health care and benefits to 9-11 First Responders and their families?
"We'll get to it when we get to it."
Leonardo DiCaprio Gets SMACKED In The Face By A Volleyball!
"THAT'S for Critters 3," the volleyball taunted.
NIKE Pulls Betsy Ross Sneaker Over Colin Kaepernick Concerns!
We'd like to exhale now," NIKE groveled, trembling in fear. "Do we have your permission, Mr. Kaepernick?"
Colin Kaepernick Gives NIKE His List Of What He Finds Offensive!
"Thank you, Mr. Kaepernick. We'll stop production on the following right away!"
10) Cher,
9) Beavers,
8) Tile,
7) Ink,
6) The Left Nostril,
5) Yoda,
4) Liberace,
3) New Coke,
2) The Letter Y, and
1) Chumbawumba.
Colin Kaepernick Says The Original Flag Of The United States Is RACIST!
"And if you say it, it must be true, Mr. Kaepernick," kowtows NIKE, groveling at his feet.
Colin Kaepernick Talks.
NIKE Trembles.
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