Six. Word. Horror. Stories.
One:
"Coronavirus, Schmaronavirus... not missing my flight!"
Two:
"Fuck this quarantine! I'm going OUT!"
Three:
"I ain't wearing no friggin' mask!"
Four:
"Of course we're ALL getting together!"
Five:
"How's throwing a party gonna hurt?"
Six:
"Of course I trust the Chinese."
Seven:
"Don't worry, it's just my allergies."
Eight:
"...No reason to... fear... this situation."
--New York Governor Andrew Cuomo about the Coronavirus on February 2nd of 2020
"...No reason to... fear... this situation."
--New York Governor Andrew Cuomo about the Coronavirus on February 2nd of 2020
Nine:
"Come because... everything is fine here."
--San Franciscan Congresswoman & Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi about celebrating the Chinese New Year in Chinatown on February 24th of 2020
Ten:
"...Masks... aren't recommended for general public."
--one of Surgeon General Jerome Adam's many warnings against wearing masks to fight the Coronavirus in a tweet on March 6th of 2020
Eleven:
"(You can) go on a cruise..."
--Dr. Anthony Fauci making America's travel plans for us on March 9th of 2020
Ten:
"...Masks... aren't recommended for general public."
--one of Surgeon General Jerome Adam's many warnings against wearing masks to fight the Coronavirus in a tweet on March 6th of 2020
Eleven:
"(You can) go on a cruise..."
--Dr. Anthony Fauci making America's travel plans for us on March 9th of 2020
Twelve:
"...(Coronavirus) acts like a common cold..."
--New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio bringing up the rear on March 10th of 2020
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