Fake News Reports!
China Sends Medical Experts To North Korea To Treat Kim Jong-Un!
"Other than exposing him to the Coronavirus and then lying about it, there's nothing else we can do," they say.
Young Black & Hispanic Californians Are DYING At Higher Rates From The Coronavirus!
"Nobody tells ME to social distance," they told their friends and family just before they got sick.
Young Black & Hispanic Californians Are DYING At Higher Rates From The Coronavirus!
"Wear a mask? That's for old, white people," they were quoted as saying on the way to the hospital.
Chinese & American Researchers Are Now Working TOGETHER To Discover Where The Coronavirus Came From!
"Our job is to look in one direction," a U.S. researcher says, "while theirs is to point in the other."
Brad Pitt IMPERSONATES Dr. Anthony Fauci On SNL!
"We're a lot alike," the movie star said. "We both like to smoke a lot of weed."
Christine Baranski, Meryl Streep, & Audra McDonald All Song Together In A Virtual Concert While Wearing Their Bathrobes!
"We wanted to show we're just like you," they said to their fans from their multi-million dollar mansions.
Chinese & American Researchers Are Now Working TOGETHER To Discover Where The Coronavirus Came From!
"Our job is to look in one direction," one U.S. researcher says, "while theirs is to point in the other."
It's Official!
Nancy Pelosi ENDORSES Joe Biden!
"He says I've got quite the rack, you know," she blushes, coyly.
It's OFFICIAL!
Hillary Clinton ENDORSES Joe Biden!
Why does that remind me of the scene in The Godfather Part 3 where Michael Corleone gives his brother Fredo the kiss of death?
Joe Biden WINS The Ohio Democratic Primary!
It's easy to be a winner when you're the only one running.
Kim Jong-Un Changes Name To Kim Gon-Soon!
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