Fake News Reports!
The View's Whoopi Goldberg Attacks Bernie Sanders For Continuing To Run Against Joe Biden!
"What do you think this is?" she griped with a vitriol she usually reserves for Trump supporters. "A democracy?"
Twitter Informs Us That The Bloomberg Opinion Opines That "Essential Workers" In This Time Of The Coronavirus "Deserve HIGHER Wage Than The Unemployed"!
By definition, an EMPLOYED person already receives a higher wage than an UNEMPLOYED person.
The Democratic National Convention Has Been Postponed Until Mid-August Due To This Nation's Serious Health Crises!
"We're hoping that by then Joe Biden will have found a cure," the DNC said, "for his Alzheimer's."
A Pakistani Court Overturns Murder Conviction Of British-Born Muslim Extremist Found Guilty Of The Kidnapping & Brutal Beheading Of U.S. Journalist Daniel Pearl!
The Sindh High Court also acquitted his 3 cohorts.
No one in the world is surprised.
San Clemente Man Condemns President Trump For Not Being Prepared For When The Sun Explodes In 7.5 Billion Years!
Orange Country Trump Derangement Sufferer Condemns The President For Not Building A Giant Laser Cannon To Shoot Any Asteroids Which May Be Hurtling Towards The Earth!
Cranky West Coast Retiree Condemns Trump For Not Providing A Surplus Of Horse-Drawn Carriages In Preparation For A Possible Oil Shortage!
Pacific Coast Insomniac Condemns President Trump For Not Overseeing Quality Control On His CPAP Machine!
"If a hundred men need CPAP machines and they don't work," he snores, "that's just messed up."
Pacific Coast Insomniac Condemns President Trump For Not Overseeing Quality Control On His CPAP Machine!
"If a hundred men need CPAP machines and they don't work," he snores, "that's just messed up."
Sex-Starved Septuagenarian Condemns President Trump For No Longer Building Catapults For Citizens To Arm Themselves With When Democrats Finally Takes America's Guns Away!
Booty-Deprived Former El Pasoan Condemns President Trump For Hoarding 10,000 'Ginas In Anticipation Of A Future Surge In Male Horniness!
"If one hundred men need to get jiggy now," he demands to know, "why is he saving all those 'ginas for a FUTURE group of one hundred men?"
Booty-Deprived Former El Pasoan Condemns President Trump For Hoarding 10,000 'Ginas In Anticipation Of A Future Surge In Male Horniness!
"If one hundred men need to get jiggy now," he demands to know, "why is he saving all those 'ginas for a FUTURE group of one hundred men?"
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