Fake News Reports!
A North Korean Defector Has Won A Political Position In South Korea's Government In Their Recent Election!
"Heh-heh-heh," the rotund dictator Kim Jong-Un chuckles maniacally. "Phase One is complete."
Due To The Coronavirus Pandemic, Over 100,000 Clean Energy Workers Have Lost Their Jobs!
Was the world's energy clean?
No.
Then they weren't doing their job.
Due To The Coronavirus Pandemic, Over 100,000 clean energy workers Have Lost Their Jobs!
Have you looked under the couch?
Things To Do:
1) Spend all my waking hours working towards my dreams.
2) Sleep so much that I have no waking hours.
Fake New's Two-Point Weight-Loss Tip:
1) Go to a voodoo priest and have him make a voodoo doll of yourself.
2) Put the doll on a treadmill and let IT do all the work.
The MCU's Tom Holland Wished Jimmy Kimmel's Three-Year-Old Son A Very Happy Birthday As Spider-Man!
"Do it, or your Aunt May dies," the late night show host requested "nicely."
France Proves To The World That You Can't Fight The Coronavirus With Money!
"We're fighting it with rudeness and smelly armpits," a French waif model explains as she smokes five cigarettes at once and airs out her hairy underarms.
A Fake News Special Report!
In This Time Of Pandemic, Can We Trust The Banks?
"Of course you can," a bank spokesman assures the American people. "You can ALWAYS trust us to take your money."
Yesterday Was Shakespeare Day!
I would have mentioned it before now, but I began reading one of his plays and fell asleep.
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
Things To Do:
1) Spend all my waking hours working towards my dreams.
2) Sleep so much that I have no waking hours.
Fake New's Two-Point Weight-Loss Tip:
1) Go to a voodoo priest and have him make a voodoo doll of yourself.
2) Put the doll on a treadmill and let IT do all the work.
The MCU's Tom Holland Wished Jimmy Kimmel's Three-Year-Old Son A Very Happy Birthday As Spider-Man!
"Do it, or your Aunt May dies," the late night show host requested "nicely."
France Proves To The World That You Can't Fight The Coronavirus With Money!
"We're fighting it with rudeness and smelly armpits," a French waif model explains as she smokes five cigarettes at once and airs out her hairy underarms.
A Fake News Special Report!
In This Time Of Pandemic, Can We Trust The Banks?
"Of course you can," a bank spokesman assures the American people. "You can ALWAYS trust us to take your money."
Yesterday Was Shakespeare Day!
I would have mentioned it before now, but I began reading one of his plays and fell asleep.
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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