Fake News Reports!
Number One Rule For Dealing With Children Or Your Elderly Parents:
Never go anywhere without making sure THEY "go" first.
Harry & Meghan Markle Are Leaving Canada!
"Come back when you can't stay so long," Canada says.
Kathy Griffin!
DEAD!
"Y0u're thinking about my career," the perky comedian points out.
Kathy Griffin Walks into the Coronavirus Wards of a hospital with Donald Trump sitting on her head.
Can I help you?" the doctor wants to know.
"You can get this thing off my ass," the President says.
Kathy Griffin walks into the Coronavirus Ward of a hospital carrying a pig under her arm.
"Get that filthy, disgusting thing out of here!" a doctor says.
"You can't talk to me that way," Kathy complains.
"I was talking to the pig," the doctor says.
Divorce Rumors Swirl As Portia de Rossi Moves Out Of Her And Ellen DeGeneres' Marital Home!
"We needed some time apart so I can devote all my energy helping President Trump get re-elected," the talkshow host explains.
North Korea Fires Two "Unidentified Projectiles" Into The East Sea!
"So," the porky little dictator Kim Jong-Un pouts, "how do you get rid of YOUR Coronavirus patients?"
CNN Anchor Chris Cuomo Admits He's Tested Positive For The Coronavirus!
Well, Chris, at least you don't have AIDS.
"You didn't let me finish..."
A Couple Trying To Escape From The Deadly Coronavirus Travelled To The Small Community Of Old Crow, Yukon In Canada Only To Be THROWN OUT!
So... where ya gonna go now, Harry & Meghan Markle?
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up by itself.
Like my mother-in-law.
Harry & Meghan Markle Are Leaving Canada!
"Come back when you can't stay so long," Canada says.
Kathy Griffin!
DEAD!
"Y0u're thinking about my career," the perky comedian points out.
Kathy Griffin Walks into the Coronavirus Wards of a hospital with Donald Trump sitting on her head.
Can I help you?" the doctor wants to know.
"You can get this thing off my ass," the President says.
Kathy Griffin walks into the Coronavirus Ward of a hospital carrying a pig under her arm.
"Get that filthy, disgusting thing out of here!" a doctor says.
"You can't talk to me that way," Kathy complains.
"I was talking to the pig," the doctor says.
Divorce Rumors Swirl As Portia de Rossi Moves Out Of Her And Ellen DeGeneres' Marital Home!
"We needed some time apart so I can devote all my energy helping President Trump get re-elected," the talkshow host explains.
North Korea Fires Two "Unidentified Projectiles" Into The East Sea!
"So," the porky little dictator Kim Jong-Un pouts, "how do you get rid of YOUR Coronavirus patients?"
CNN Anchor Chris Cuomo Admits He's Tested Positive For The Coronavirus!
Well, Chris, at least you don't have AIDS.
"You didn't let me finish..."
A Couple Trying To Escape From The Deadly Coronavirus Travelled To The Small Community Of Old Crow, Yukon In Canada Only To Be THROWN OUT!
So... where ya gonna go now, Harry & Meghan Markle?
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up by itself.
Like my mother-in-law.
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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