Monday, May 18, 2020

The Week In Tweets: Special King Of All Fake Media Edition!

Fake News Reports!
  
R.I.P. Richard Wayne Penniman
Which of your musical heroes was influenced by Little Richard?
ALL OF THEM!
  
Barack Obama Calls President Trump's Coronavirus Response A "Chaotic Disaster"!
"And I'm not just saying that because I'm being implicated in a criminal conspiracy along with the FBI," the former president assures us.
  
It's not an insult if it's true.
  
Native American Communities Have Been Hit Especially Hard By The Coronavirus!
Fortunately, the U.S. government has kept them too broke and unemployed to notice.
  
The Experts At The World Health Organization (WHO) Warn The World That The Coronavirus "May Never Go Away"!
Um... you mean like every other virus that's ever existed?
  
NBC News Apologizes For Getting Caught Using A Biasedly Edited CBS Quote From Attorney General William Barr Meant To Mislead The American People!
Meet The Press, indeed.
  
Chuck Todd Of NBC's Meet The Press Apologized For Using A Biasedly Edited CBS Quote From Attorney General William Barr Meant To Mislead The American People!
"I'm sorry," he said, contritely, adding under his breath, "for getting caught."
  
Dr. Anthony Fauci Reported That Sunlight KILLS The Coronavirus!
So what's his advice for the summer?
"STAY INSIDE!"
  
Some people are born to be in the way.
  
Looking To Change His Image And Redefine His Legacy, Howard Stern Can No Longer Be Sexist, Racist, Or Homophobic.
So, who's his new target?
Trump supporters.
Way to be brave, King of All Fake Media.
  
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
  
  
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