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Ontario Stores Are RE-OPENING!
Who cares?
That's in Canada.
The Shooting At The Naval Air Station In Corpus Christi, Texas May Be "Terrorist Related," And A 2nd Person Of Interest May Be At Large!
Adam Schiff is looking into whether or not that second person is President Trump.
"The man is diabolical," he says.
For Those Who Doubted It Would Last, Harry & Meghan Markle Are Celebrating Their SECOND Wedding Anniversary!
Separately.
Rejoice As Harry & Meghan Markle Celebrate Their SECOND Wedding Anniversary!
As Michael Jackson said about his marriage to Lisa Marie Presley, "And they said it wouldn't last."
Presidential Wannabe Joe Biden Goes On Charlamagne Tha God's Radio Program To Discuss The Black Vote!
"Corn Pop!" he greeted the African-American host warmly. "Is that YOU?"
Ariana Grande & Justin Bieber Categorically DENY 6ix9ine's Allegation That They Got Their #1 Billboard Spot By CHEATING!
"That's totally untrue," they said in separate statements. "We got it the old-fashioned way. With payola."
In An Uninterrupted's After Party Interview, LeBron James Revealed He Almost Pursued An NFL Career During The NBA Lockout!
"Until someone explained to me that the 'F' stood for Football," he said.
Who Knew Kim Carnes' Song Betty Davis Eyes Was About Tom Selleck?
China's General Secretary Of The Communist Party Xi Jinping Warns Of A Second Wave Of An Even Deadlier Mutation Of The Dreaded Coronavirus!
"We're working on it as we speak," he promises.
Ontario Stores Are RE-OPENING!
Who cares?
That's in Canada.
The Shooting At The Naval Air Station In Corpus Christi, Texas May Be "Terrorist Related," And A 2nd Person Of Interest May Be At Large!
Adam Schiff is looking into whether or not that second person is President Trump.
"The man is diabolical," he says.
For Those Who Doubted It Would Last, Harry & Meghan Markle Are Celebrating Their SECOND Wedding Anniversary!
Separately.
Rejoice As Harry & Meghan Markle Celebrate Their SECOND Wedding Anniversary!
As Michael Jackson said about his marriage to Lisa Marie Presley, "And they said it wouldn't last."
Presidential Wannabe Joe Biden Goes On Charlamagne Tha God's Radio Program To Discuss The Black Vote!
"Corn Pop!" he greeted the African-American host warmly. "Is that YOU?"
Ariana Grande & Justin Bieber Categorically DENY 6ix9ine's Allegation That They Got Their #1 Billboard Spot By CHEATING!
"That's totally untrue," they said in separate statements. "We got it the old-fashioned way. With payola."
In An Uninterrupted's After Party Interview, LeBron James Revealed He Almost Pursued An NFL Career During The NBA Lockout!
"Until someone explained to me that the 'F' stood for Football," he said.
Who Knew Kim Carnes' Song Betty Davis Eyes Was About Tom Selleck?
China's General Secretary Of The Communist Party Xi Jinping Warns Of A Second Wave Of An Even Deadlier Mutation Of The Dreaded Coronavirus!
"We're working on it as we speak," he promises.
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