Sunday, May 31, 2020

The Week In Tweets: Special The Next Voice Silenced Edition!

Fake News Reports!
  
Singing Sensation Sia Reveals She Has Adopted Two Boys!
"It's been over a year now," she says, "and they still don't know what I look like."
  
Who Knew Kim Carnes' Hit Song Betty Davis Eyes Was About Tom Selleck!
  
To Fight The Coronavirus, Canada Seals Deal To Make 10 Million Face Masks!
Kind of late to the game, aren't you, Canada?
  
Wearing A Face Mask, Joe Biden Kool-A-Like Makes His First Public Appearance In Two Months!
  
People Are Calling For A Blackfaced Jimmy Fallon To Be Fired After A Video Of Him Impersonating Chris Rock On NBC's Saturday Night Live Surfaces!
Okay, America.
Now you've gone too far.
  
NBC Fires Megan Kelly For Talking About Blackface, And Pays Jimmy Fallon Millions For Wearing Blackface!
Way to go, NBC.
  
Best Gangster Movie Of All Time?
Miller's Crossing or The Godfather.
Flip a coin.
  
#TakeTrumpOffTwitter...
...and the next voice to be silenced may be yours.
  
The United States Leads The World In Confirmed Coronavirus Deaths!
China has way more, but confirming them's a bitch.
  
That's great!
Who wrote Joe Biden's tweet for him?
  
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
  
  
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@JimDuchene
  

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