Fake News Reports!
New York Governor Anthony Cuomo Provides Updates In His Daily Briefing!
"That's right, ladies. Like my brother Fredo says, I'm single and ready to mingle."
Today (05-19-2020) Would Have Been The Great Civil Rights Leader Malcolm X's 95th Birthday!
Call him Malcolm XCV.
Annie Glenn, The Widow Of Former Astronaut & U.S. Senator John Glenn, Has Died Of The Coronavirus!
I'm sure her being 100-years-old had nothing to do with it.
Nancy Pelosi Calls President Trump "Morbidly Obese"!
Apparently, someone doesn't have any mirrors in her multi-million dollar San Francisco mansion.
Presidential Wannabe Joe Biden Confirms He'll Revoke The Keystone XL Pipeline Permit Because...
"I want to make sure I do everything I can to lose the election."
Governor Gavin Newsom Accelerates California's Reopening!
"I had to do something to stem the tide of our businesses and taxpayers leaving for Texas," he explains.
In A Stunning Development, Over 250,000 Brazilians Have Tested POSITIVE For The Coronavirus!
"That's an indictment of President Trump and his inept foreign policy," declares the homebound Joe Biden, before asking, "Just how many is a brazilian?"
Democratic Congressman Adam Schiff Looks Into Whether Or Not President Trump Made An Improper Phone Call To The Coronavirus!
"The man is diabolical," he says.
Over Ten Thousand Michigan Residents Evacuated After Two Dams Burst, Flooding Midland County!
Immediately after reaching safety, they were arrested for breaking Governor Gretchen Whitmer's No Swimming Coronavirus Ordinance.
Presidential Wannabe Joe Biden Chooses Amy Klobuchar To Be His Vice-Presidential Running Mate!
"I seriously considered Stacey Abrams," he explained his reasoning, "until Nancy Pelosi called her 'morbidly obese.'"
"That's right, ladies. Like my brother Fredo says, I'm single and ready to mingle."
Today (05-19-2020) Would Have Been The Great Civil Rights Leader Malcolm X's 95th Birthday!
Call him Malcolm XCV.
Annie Glenn, The Widow Of Former Astronaut & U.S. Senator John Glenn, Has Died Of The Coronavirus!
I'm sure her being 100-years-old had nothing to do with it.
Nancy Pelosi Calls President Trump "Morbidly Obese"!
Apparently, someone doesn't have any mirrors in her multi-million dollar San Francisco mansion.
Presidential Wannabe Joe Biden Confirms He'll Revoke The Keystone XL Pipeline Permit Because...
"I want to make sure I do everything I can to lose the election."
Governor Gavin Newsom Accelerates California's Reopening!
"I had to do something to stem the tide of our businesses and taxpayers leaving for Texas," he explains.
In A Stunning Development, Over 250,000 Brazilians Have Tested POSITIVE For The Coronavirus!
"That's an indictment of President Trump and his inept foreign policy," declares the homebound Joe Biden, before asking, "Just how many is a brazilian?"
Democratic Congressman Adam Schiff Looks Into Whether Or Not President Trump Made An Improper Phone Call To The Coronavirus!
"The man is diabolical," he says.
Over Ten Thousand Michigan Residents Evacuated After Two Dams Burst, Flooding Midland County!
Immediately after reaching safety, they were arrested for breaking Governor Gretchen Whitmer's No Swimming Coronavirus Ordinance.
Presidential Wannabe Joe Biden Chooses Amy Klobuchar To Be His Vice-Presidential Running Mate!
"I seriously considered Stacey Abrams," he explained his reasoning, "until Nancy Pelosi called her 'morbidly obese.'"
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