Dear John: Special Buy-Another-One Edition!

Hard Core Advice From

Hard Core's Hardest Core... John Leslie!

  
Dear John,
     I just read that dogs who served in the Iraq war are coming home with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). Now I feel bad that I've been yelling at my puppy for pooping in the pantry. 
     Can dogs really develop this condition?
     --Thank You For Your Service
  

Dear Puppy Pooper,

Nah, they're just scamming the Government for a disability retirement
just like everybody else.

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Dear John,
     I've been downsized from my job and find myself looking for a new one at a pretty advanced age. I'd love to do something where I can make a difference in the world.
     Do you think I can?
     --65-Years-Young
  

Dear Old Guy,

You're 65-years too late.

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Dear John,
     While I don't like pornography, I know that teen boys love it, but my 15-year-old is setting some kind of world record. 
     When will he get over this?
     --Not A Prude
  

Dear Prude,

Sorry, but I didn't hear you. I was too busy watching porno.

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Confidential to Concerned:

You don't have to worry if your dog accidentally swallows a prophylactic. Just buy another one.

  
  

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