Tuesday, June 16, 2020

The Week In Tweets: Special White Celebrities Edition!

Fake News Reports!
  
Mitt Romney Joins Black Lives Matter Protest March In Washington DC!
Sorry, Mitt, but you're never gonna be president.
  
The Weekend At Biden's Campaign Staff Says The Presidential Wannabe OPPOSES Defunding The Police!
"Can I have more Jello?" Joe affirms.
  
The World Health Organization (WHO) Admits There Is Much More To Learn And Understand About Asymptomatic Transmission Of The Virus!
In other words...
"A billion dollars in funding and we don't know shit."
  
The George Floyd Riots Have Sparked Protests WORLDWIDE Over Police Brutality!
So... you mean it doesn't just happen only in America?
  
Dumping A Racalcitrant North Carolina, The Republican National Convention (RNC) Will Be Held In Jacksonville, Florida!
Isn't Florida A Necessary swing state?
What a coincidence.
  
Another CEO Forced To Resign After Backlash Over Controversial Comments!
Here's a tip: if you have anything worth losing, stay off Social Media.
  
Fake News Reports Remembers The Sixties!
You know what's missing from these George Floyd riots and Black Lives Matters looting!
Good music.
  
Asia Kate Dillon Asks The SAG Awards To Drop Gendered Catergories! “What kind of a racist, culture appropriating name is Asia?” SAG asks back.

People On Social Media Are Expressing Their Appreciation To Barack Obama And His Two Terms As President!
"Uh... 'Thanks for nothing' is not a statement of appreciation," he notices.

White Celebrities Admit They've Been Part Of The Problem And Not Part Of The Solution In Artistic Black & White "I Take Responsibility" PSA!
So what are you guys gonna do to solve racism?
"Isn't this commercial enough?" they over-emote in unison.
  
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
  
  
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