Fake News Reports!
Country Group Lady Antebellum Changes Their Name In a Pathetic Attempt To Assuage Their White Guilt!
"We're sorry for the hurt our name has caused," they apologized.
Sorry to disappoint you, Lady A, but you're not that important.
Country Group Lady Antebellum Changes Their Name In a Pathetic Attempt To Stay One Step Ahead Of Cancel Culture Warriors!
"We're sorry for the hurt our name has caused," they apologized.
Thanks, Lady A.
You've single-handedly solved racism.
Country Group Lady Antebellum Changes Their Name In a Pathetic Attempt To Appease The George Floyd Rioters!
"We never meant to hurt people with our name," they explained.
What people are you talking about, Lady A?
"We're not allowed to say."
Cautiously Kowtowing To Black Lives Matter, Country Group Lady Antebellum Changes Their Name!
"We're sorry for the hurt our name has caused," they apologized.
Who was complaining about being hurt by your name, Lady A?
"No one, but that's not the point."
Country Group Lady Antebellum Gets Rid Of Their Name Because Anything Tied To The South Just Has To Be Racist!
You're from the South, Lady A.
Should we get rid of you?
Country Group Lady Antebellum Changes Their Name To Show Their Solidarity With African-Americans!
Hey!
Didn't you just culturally appropriate the name of Lady A, the black blues singer?
"What does that have to do with anything?" the whitest people on earth ask.
Country Group Lady Antebellum Changes Their Name In a Pathetic Attempt To Keep Their Day Jobs!
"We never knew our name was racist," they excused themselves.
Here's a tip for determining what's racist, Lady A:
Everything!
Caving In To The Relentless Lack Of Interest, Country Group Lady Antebellum Changes Their Name!
"It's the right thing to do," Lady A grovels.
"Why's everybody looking at us?" ask the Dixie Chicks.
"We're sorry for the hurt our name has caused," they apologized.
Sorry to disappoint you, Lady A, but you're not that important.
Country Group Lady Antebellum Changes Their Name In a Pathetic Attempt To Stay One Step Ahead Of Cancel Culture Warriors!
"We're sorry for the hurt our name has caused," they apologized.
Thanks, Lady A.
You've single-handedly solved racism.
Country Group Lady Antebellum Changes Their Name In a Pathetic Attempt To Appease The George Floyd Rioters!
"We never meant to hurt people with our name," they explained.
What people are you talking about, Lady A?
"We're not allowed to say."
Cautiously Kowtowing To Black Lives Matter, Country Group Lady Antebellum Changes Their Name!
"We're sorry for the hurt our name has caused," they apologized.
Who was complaining about being hurt by your name, Lady A?
"No one, but that's not the point."
Country Group Lady Antebellum Gets Rid Of Their Name Because Anything Tied To The South Just Has To Be Racist!
You're from the South, Lady A.
Should we get rid of you?
Country Group Lady Antebellum Changes Their Name To Show Their Solidarity With African-Americans!
Hey!
Didn't you just culturally appropriate the name of Lady A, the black blues singer?
"What does that have to do with anything?" the whitest people on earth ask.
Country Group Lady Antebellum Changes Their Name In a Pathetic Attempt To Keep Their Day Jobs!
"We never knew our name was racist," they excused themselves.
Here's a tip for determining what's racist, Lady A:
Everything!
Caving In To The Relentless Lack Of Interest, Country Group Lady Antebellum Changes Their Name!
"It's the right thing to do," Lady A grovels.
"Why's everybody looking at us?" ask the Dixie Chicks.
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