Fake News Reports!
Former Somali Citizen And Current Minnesota Democratic Congresswoman Ilhan Omar Has Announced Her Father Has Died From COVID-19!
"My biggest regret is that I wasn't able to marry him like I did with my brother," she laments.
All-American & Big 12 Offensive Player Of The Year Chuba Hubbard REFUSES To Play For Oklahoma State After Seeing Head Coach Mike Gundy Wearing A T-Shirt He Disagrees With!
Man, when did the men in our country become so dysfunctionally sensitive?
Over 20 Indian Soldiers KILLED In Military Skirmish With China!
So how many Chinese soldiers did India kill?
"We suffered no casualties," a Chinese spokesman insists.
But what about those dead soldiers?
"They're not dead. They're just resting."
The ENTIRE Oklahoma State Football Team Leave The Field Crying After Seeing Their Head Coach Mike Gundy In An "I'm With Stupid" T-Shirt!
A Black Lives Matter Update:
The EMMYS Refuses To Consider Uppity: The Willie T. Ribbs Story!
A documentary about the first black man to compete in the Indianapolis 500!
Apparently, they haven't been watching TV for the last four weeks.
Another Black Lives Matter Update:
The EMMYS Refuses To Consider Uppity: The Willie T. Ribbs Story!
A documentary about the first black man to compete in the Indianapolis 500!
"We're woke, but we're not that woke," an EMMY spokesman explains.
In A Speech On The Senate Floor, Tim Kaine Insists The United States "Created" Slavery, A Practice That Has Existed In EVERY Inhabited Continent For THOUSANDS Of Years!
"I'm either stupid or a liar," the Senator from Virginia chuckles.
Fake News Wonders:
What's Up With Virginia?
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam Proposes To Make Juneteenth A Paid Legal Holiday With...
"Free abortions for all!" he declares triumphantly.
Bloomberg Technology Reports That Racism Runs Deep In Silicon Valley!
I knew we couldn't trust those Millennials.
Fake News Media Once Again In An Uproar As President Trump Mistakenly Misspeaks!
Um... have you media guys ever heard the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf?
"My biggest regret is that I wasn't able to marry him like I did with my brother," she laments.
All-American & Big 12 Offensive Player Of The Year Chuba Hubbard REFUSES To Play For Oklahoma State After Seeing Head Coach Mike Gundy Wearing A T-Shirt He Disagrees With!
Man, when did the men in our country become so dysfunctionally sensitive?
Over 20 Indian Soldiers KILLED In Military Skirmish With China!
So how many Chinese soldiers did India kill?
"We suffered no casualties," a Chinese spokesman insists.
But what about those dead soldiers?
"They're not dead. They're just resting."
The ENTIRE Oklahoma State Football Team Leave The Field Crying After Seeing Their Head Coach Mike Gundy In An "I'm With Stupid" T-Shirt!
A Black Lives Matter Update:
The EMMYS Refuses To Consider Uppity: The Willie T. Ribbs Story!
A documentary about the first black man to compete in the Indianapolis 500!
Apparently, they haven't been watching TV for the last four weeks.
Another Black Lives Matter Update:
The EMMYS Refuses To Consider Uppity: The Willie T. Ribbs Story!
A documentary about the first black man to compete in the Indianapolis 500!
"We're woke, but we're not that woke," an EMMY spokesman explains.
In A Speech On The Senate Floor, Tim Kaine Insists The United States "Created" Slavery, A Practice That Has Existed In EVERY Inhabited Continent For THOUSANDS Of Years!
"I'm either stupid or a liar," the Senator from Virginia chuckles.
Fake News Wonders:
What's Up With Virginia?
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam Proposes To Make Juneteenth A Paid Legal Holiday With...
"Free abortions for all!" he declares triumphantly.
Bloomberg Technology Reports That Racism Runs Deep In Silicon Valley!
I knew we couldn't trust those Millennials.
Fake News Media Once Again In An Uproar As President Trump Mistakenly Misspeaks!
Um... have you media guys ever heard the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf?
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