Fake News Reports!
Should the future First Lady be addressed as Dr. Jill Biden?
Let's let her decide:
If she was shopping at Walmart and the manager came over the intercom asking if there
was a doctor in the building, would she answer?
Paul McCartney Has Released McCartney III, An Album The Once And Future Beatle Recorded During The Lockdown!
If that's not a good enough reason to end the lockdown,
I don't know what is.
It's A Christmas Miracle!
The Trump Coronavirus Vaccine Is Suddenly SAFE!
Democrats, who were warning voters not to take it in the months leading up to the
presidential election, now elbowing their way to the front of the line.
"Bye-bye, Grammy. AOC needed the vaccine more than you did."
#ChumpChangeStimulusBill
Kanye West got $2 to $5 million.
Joel Osteen got $4.4 million.
Tom Brady got $960,855.
Congress got $130k to spend 9 months rejecting a $1.8 trillion stimulus bill and accepting an $800 billion one.
YOU got $600.
Maybe.
On The Bachelorette:
TAYSHIA DUMPS IVAN!
I guess Black Lives DON'T Matter.
Black Lives Matters Denounce Ray Charles & Stevie Wonder For Their White Privilege!
"Being blind," a BLM spokesman explained, "they can't comprehend their blackness."
Black Lives Matters Denounces The Coronavirus Vaccine For Its White Privilege!
"Any vaccine that also works on white people is a slap in the face of the black community,"
a BLM spokesman thundered.
Does border security matter to Democrats?
Of course it does.
Just ask the countries of Jordan, Lebanon, Egypt, Tunisia, and Oman.
After all, YOU'RE getting $600 and THEY'RE giving them $250 million for it
in the #ChumpChangeStimulusBill.
Pennsylvania Election Officials Are Resigning Over 2020's Presidential "Nightmare"!
"What's the statue of limitations on election fraud again?" one official asked,
putting on his fake glasses with the bushy mustache.
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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