Fake News Reports!
Dear Santa,
Tell grandma I've got all the clothes I need for Christmas.
Love, Timmy
When God took a rib from Adam,
good thing He didn't decide to make a McRib sandwich instead.
Steven Pearl--A McDonald's Employee In Fort Dodge, Iowa--Was Hit With A Sledgehammer And Then Run Over In The Restaurant's Parking Lot!
Someone really oughta take away Joe Biden's car keys.
President Trump Signs The #ChumpChangeStimulusBill And Avoids A Government Shutdown!
God forbid a politician should miss a paycheck.
House Voted To Raise The COVID-19 Stimulus Payments From $600 To $2000!
And, like they did with the Trump Coronavirus Vaccine,
they put themselves in the front of the receiving line.
CNN's Jake Tapper Said He Never Invites White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany On His Show Because She's A Liar And...
"...CNN already has enough of those."
Mitch McConnell BLOCKS Vote That Would Have Increased The #ChumpChangeStimulusBill Payment From $600 To $2000!
"What's the big deal? I'm getting MY paycheck," the Senate Majority Leader gloated.
Joe Biden Criticizes President Trump's "Irresponsibility" In The Transition Process!
"Right now we're just not getting all the information that we need," the President-Elect
lashed out. "How can I get any money from China if Hunter doesn't have anything to sell?"
Meghan Markle & The Royal Formerly Known As Prince Harry Have Finally Launched Their Highly Anticipated Podcast!
Do they get an A or a B or a C?
Nope, they get a Zzzzzzzzzzz...
Future Vice-President Kamala Harris Gets The Trump Coronavirus Vaccine She
Swore She Would NEVER Get!
President Trump, Tired Of The Partisan Games Democrats & Republicans Are Playing With The #ChumpChangeStimulusBill, Signs An Executive Order Giving Long-Suffering Americans $2000!
What?
He hasn't?
Well, what's he waiting for?
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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