Fake News Reports!
Buzzfeed News Interviews Black Police Officers About President Trump's Rally Gone Wrong Because...
"We live in a racially divided country," a spokesman explained,
"and anything we can do to make it worse is fine by us."
The Wall Street Journal Reports That Lawmakers Were SECONDS Away From Confronting The Capitol Rioters, But Then...
"We ran away like scared rabbits," they admit.
Bloomberg Opinion Reports That In This Day And Age There Are Still ONE HUNDRED Jobs In Russia That Women Aren't Allowed To Do!
How is this possible?
"Because we're not the United States," a self-satisfied Putin explains.
In A Shocking Headline, NBC News Reports That "Democrats In Congress Are Worried Their Colleagues Might Kill Them"!
"If you look up 'coward' in the dictionary," says Representative Don Beyer,
"you'll see a picture of us there."
In An Interview With Face The Nation's Margaret Brennan, Former FBI Special Agent Ali Soufan Speculates That ISIS & Al-Qaeda Could Be Embolden By The Capitol Riots!
"Or Biden as president," he adds. "It's hard to say."
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