Fake News Reports!
President-Elect Joe Biden Criticizes The Distribution Of The Trump Coronavirus Vaccine!
Relax, Joe.
You've already won the election.
President-Elect Joe Biden Is Harshly Criticizing The Distribution Of The Trump Coronavirus Vaccine!
Um... you know Donald Trump isn't personally administering the vaccines himself,
don't you, Joe?
President-Elect Joe Biden Criticizes The Distribution Of The Trump Coronavirus Vaccine As TOO SLOW!
I don't know, Joe... YOU sure got your Trump Coronavirus Vaccine pretty damn quick.
Joe Biden Criticizes President Trump's "Irresponsibility" In The Transition Process!
"Right now, we're just not getting all the information that we need," the President-Elect lashed out.
"How can I get any money from China if Hunter doesn't have anything to sell?"
China Pharmaceutical Giant Sinopharm Says Its COVID-19 Vaccine Is 79% Effective!
"At SPREADING the virus," Chinese leader Xi Jinping clarified.
Meghan Markle & The Royal Formerly Known As Prince Harry Have Finally Launched Their Highly Anticipated Podcast!
Did they get an A or a B or a C?
Nope... they got a Zzzzzzzzzz...
My ex never listened to anything I had to say.
Mainly, because she never stopped talking.
Raphael Warnock Projected To Win The First Of Two Senate Runoffs In Georgia!
Gee, thanks Mitch McConnell.
Raphael Warnock WINS One Of The Two Senate Runoffs In Georgia, Making Him The State's First Black Senator!
"You can go home now, Mitch McConnell," says cat-who-caught-the-canary Stacey Abrams.
"Your work is done."
If there's one good thing about my having started out with nothing,
it's that I still have most of it left.
2021...
So far, so good.
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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