Email To My Brother: Who's To Blame?

 Now that you're putting yourself on a computer schedule of only twice a day, once in the morning and once at night, I'm betting you're a creature of habit and your wife's going to take advantage of that and use it to not have sex with you.

     Your love life is going to sound like this:

     Your Wife (in the morning): "I'm feeling especially frisky this morning. You want to stay in bed and get jiggy?"

     You: "Aw, gee, sweetheart. I was just getting ready to get on the computer."

     Patty: "Oh, well... maybe later."

     You: "Maybe later'

     Later...

     Your Wife (at night): "Oh, honey... why don't you and me go upstairs?"

     You: "Aw, gee, sweetheart. You know I always get on the computer at this time."

     Patty: "Oh, well... maybe tomorrow."

     You: "Maybe tomorrow."

     Tomorrow...

     You: "Aw, gee, sweetheart. Why don't we ever have sex anymore?"

     Your Wife: "Well, don't blame ME. YOU'RE the one who's always on the computer." 

  

  

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