Fake News Reports!
World Leaders Condemn Yesterday's Out-Of-Control Protest At The U.S. Capitol!
"Why didn't they just execute them?" Chinese ruler Xi Jinping laughs to himself.
I'm up for anything.
As long as I'm done before Wheel Of Fortune Starts.
I have low self-esteem.
But not low enough.
Soon-To-Be Ex-Majority Leader Mitch McConnell Is Said To Be Pleased With The New Impeachment Proceedings Against President Trump!
"Thank goobers the spotlight is off of me for
single-handedly causing the Republicans to lose the Senate," he croaked.
Ten Republicans Break Rank With Party And Join Democrats In Voting For A SECOND Trump Impeachment!
"Please don't cancel us," they beg the Woke Left, cowering in the corner.
Democrats Replace Old White Man As Senate Majority Leader With
ANOTHER Old White Man!
Democrats Replace Old White Lady As Speaker Of The House With
THE SAME OLD WHITE LADY!
Battered U.S. Economy Throws Hands Up In The Air In Frustration As Democrats
Squander Time Impeaching President Trump For A Second Time!
Local Man Loses Family Business Due To Coronavirus Restrictions!
"But thank God the Democrats were able to find time to impeach Trump for a second time,"
he says, locking the door for the final time.
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