Fake News Reports!
Was Richard M. Nixon’s middle name really “Moe”?
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Two Members Of Congress Have Invited Britney Spears To Testify Concerning Conservatorships!
“When did Congress move to a Motel 6?” the confused pop star wondered sexily.
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Sexy Pop Star Britney Spears Has Been Asked By Two Congressmen To Testify On Conservatorships!
“Can you wear your schoolgirl outfit?” they asked, lasciviously.
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Joy Behar From ABC’s The View Confirms She Plans To Wear A Mask In Public “Indefinitely”!
“Bless you,” says the public.
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Renouncing His “White Privilege, Bryan Cranston Announces “I Need To Learn” In An Interview With The Los Angeles Times!
Bryan, Bryan, Bryan… now you’ve gone and painted a target on your back.
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The Academy Awards Is Requiring Everyone Attending To Be Vaccinated
In A Last-Ditch Effort To Bring Their Viewership To Zero!
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Variety—Hollywood’s Premiere Entertainment Newspaper—Reports That Star Wars’ John Williams Is Coming Home To Write The “Obi-Wan Kenobi” Series Theme For Disney+!
“I’ve already told you,” he confirms, “I’m NOT dead!”
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I’m not saying I’m old, but now that I’ve learned to make the most out of life,
most of it’s gone.
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To Help Ukraine Defeat Putin, Elon Musk Provides The Embattled Country Access To His Starlink Satellite Internet! Man, when you’ve lost the smartest man in the world maybe it’s time to rethink what you’re doing.
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After The Russian Invasion Crisis, Jen Psaki Confirms Biden Is Working To Replace America’s Dependence On Foreign Oil With Green Energy! So you’re replacing it with an energy source that doesn’t exist yet? “Exactly.”
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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