Fake News Reports
Sixties’ Neil: “I can get away with saying a lot of ideas that are young and naive. I'm liberated.”
Today’s Neil: “Cancel Joe Rogan!”
**********Sixties’ Neil: “Rock and roll is here to stay!”
Today’s Neil: “Take my music off Spotify!”
Sixties’ Neil: “I'm not into this judgmental, religious-right kind of thing.”
Today’s Neil: “If you don’t agree with me, you have no right to be heard.”
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Sixties’ Neil: “One new feature or fresh take can change everything.”
Today’s Neil: “Let the government tell you what to think. They know what’s best.”
Sixties’ Neil: “It's better to burn out, than to fade away.”
Today’s Neil: “I’M STILL HERE, DAMMIT!”
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Sixties’ Neil: “The '60s was one of the first times the power of music was used by a generation to bind them together.”
Today’s Neil: “You know, the Vietnam War had its good points as well.”
Sixties’ Neil: “Tin soldiers and Nixon coming. We're finally on our own. This summer I hear the drumming. Four dead in Ohio.”
Today’s Neil: “Now That I’m older, I realize Richard Nixon wasn’t such a bad guy after all.”
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Sixties’ Neil: “Keep on rockin' in the free world!”
Today’s Neil: “America: Love it or leave it!”
Sixties’ Neil: “Give a hippie too much money and anything can happen.”
Today’s Neil: “Get a haircut, hippie!”
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Sixties’ Neil: “There was a band playing in my head, and I felt like getting high.”
Today’s Neil: “Where’s my Viagra?”
Jim Duchene
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