Fake News Reports!
Joe Biden Gets Tough With Russia And Puts Kamala Harris In Charge Of The Ukraine!
In a related story, Putin invades the Ukraine.
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THIS JUST IN:
Russia Invades The Ukraine!
France surrenders!
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In An Interview With The Telegraph, Queen Elizabeth Vows To Continue Working Despite Having Contracted Covid-Xi!
That’s easy to do when your job is doing nothing.
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In An Up Close & Personal Interview With The Telegraph, Queen Elizabeth Vows She Will Not Let Covid-Xi Keep Her From Her Duties!
Funeral services for the reporter who interviewed her are at 11.
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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Surprisingly Ends His Emergency Powers!
Sorry, Justin, you’re still a joke.
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THIS JUST IN:
Putin ENDS The Pandemic!
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Russian Soldiers On Horses Trample Innocent Ukrainian Citizens!
No, wait… that was Justin Trudeau’s Canadian Police.
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On The Brink Of World War III, The World Wonders Why Russia Invaded The Ukraine!
“We didn’t learn shit In Afghanistan,” Putin admits.
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Knock, knock!
"Who's there?"
Putin.
"Putin who?"
How 'bout YOU try Putin in your own punchline here?
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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