Fake News Reports!
I see Rachel Maddow is trending in Entertainment.
That sounds about right.
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I Stand With Neil Young, Willie Nelson, Bruce Springsteen, Barbra Streisand, Queen, Paul McCartney, The Rolling Stones, Dave Grohl, Joni Mitchell, & Pearl Jam!
Who better than those who’ve enjoyed freedom of speech to deny it to others?
**********I Stand With Neil Young, Willie Nelson, Bruce Springsteen, Barbra Streisand, Queen, Paul McCartney, The Rolling Stones, Dave Grohl, Joni Mitchell, & Pearl Jam over this Spotify nonsense.
Freedom of speech is overrated.
**********THIS JUST IN:
Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Reveals That He’s “Feeling Fine” After Pretending To Have Tested Positive For Covid-Xi!
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After Ordering Home All Americans, The Biden Administration Warns Of Imminent War Between Russia And The Ukraine!
“Why are you trying to push us into a war?” asks a perplexed Ukraine.
**********I Stand With Neil Young, Willie Nelson, Bruce Springsteen, Barbra Streisand, Queen, Paul McCartney, The Rolling Stones, Dave Grohl, Joni Mitchell, & Pearl Jam In Their Fight Against Free Speech!
In the 60s, we fought against The Man.
Today, we ARE The Man.
**********THIS JUST IN:
Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Tests POSITIVE!
For COWARDICE!
**********Whoopi Goldberg Removes Her Jewish Hate-Speech From Spotify Until They Cancel Joe Rogan!
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After Much Speculation, NFL Legend Tom Brady Formally Announces His Retirement!
To fill the opening, the Buccaneers promise to pick a Woman of Color
**********Canada’s Racist Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Calls His Country’s Protesting Truckers Racist!
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CNN President Jeff Zucker Resigns When Caught In His Own “Me Too” Scandal!
“You know,” the Jeffster lamented, wistfully, “after ten years of reporting just these kind of stories, you think I would have known better.”
**********In Solidarity With Their Sometime Bandmate Neil Young, Crosby Stills & Nash Remove Their Music From Spotify!
“Might as well,” they say, aging in perfect harmony. “All our fans are dead now, anyway.”
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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