Fake News Reports!
The Albuquerque Journal Reports That New Mexico Has Decided To Keep Its Mask Mandate In Place!
In a related story, a $150 million dollar fund aims to boost the state’s health care in rural areas.
$150 million dollars?
That will sure buy a lot of masks.
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“Disappeared” Chinese Tennis Star Peng Shuai Met With IOC (International Olympic Committee) President Thomas Bach To Reiterate She Was NOT Raped By A High-Level Chinese Government Official.
How do you know you met with the real Peng Shuai?
“I don’t.”
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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Weeps Bitter Tears Over Protesting Truckers’ Ability To Close Down Country More Effectively Than He Ever Could!
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As States Begin Dropping Mask Mandates, The CDC—Like An Annoying Little Brother—Yells “Wait For Me!” And Hurries To Catch Up By Rushing To Come Up With New Mask Guidelines!
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Neil Young Tells Spotify Employees To “Get Out Of That Place Before It Eats Up Your Soul”!
But, Neil, these are working people with families. How will they pay their bills?
“Let them write songs.”
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Two Weeks After U.S. Senator Ben Ray Luján Suffered A Stroke And Had Emergency Surgery, His New Mexico Office Has Yet To Release Any Information On His Condition Because...
“…that’s what politics is all about.”
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THIS JUST IN:
Man Who Now Identifies As A Woman Surprised To Find His Pay’s Been Cut!
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Australia’s First Of Its Kind Underwater Hotel Lets You Sleep Next To The Great Barrier Reef!
Um… weren’t we supposed to be PROTECTING the Great Barrier Reef?
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BREAKING NEWS:
New Mexico Governor Lifts Mask Mandates!
“Except for you,” she tells my ex.
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Rejecting Executive Privilege, Joe Biden Sets A New Precedent By Releasing President Trump’s White House Logs As All Future Presidents Scream “NOOOOOOOO!”
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The National Archives Officially Confirms That Boxes Taken By President Trump From The White House Included Classified National Security Documents!
“WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?” an exasperated Hillary Clinton demands to know.
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President Vladimir Putin To Personally Oversee Exercises By Russia’s Nuclear Forces On Saturday!
…and yet that still isn’t as shocking as what Justin Trudeau is doing in Canada.
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Jim Duchene
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