On this date in l769, Dartmouth College received its charter! I know there's nothing funny about that. I just like saying ''69.''
On this date in l937, Japanese soldiers killed 3OO,OOO Chinese! In the Japanese parlance of pre-WWII warfare, that was known as ''a good start.''
THANK YOU, PRESIDENT OBAMA!
True Fact: From the neck down she looks just like Justin Bieber.
That explains a lot.
...found a place to park at the mall.
''I wuz robbed!'' Miley Cyrus' tongue lashes out angrily. ''Why, he can't even twerk!''
The first loser.
San Luis Obispo's not known for its originality.
''Yeah, you're screwed,'' he said.
...she just smells that way.
Ah, government waste.
Who remembers the last guy in a race?
...only in losing to Trevor Berbick.
Yeah, yeah... I know.
Nobody asked me.
She wouldn't put out.