Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Christmas In El Chuco

'Twas the night before Christmas,
Right here in El Chuco,
I was drinking outside
With my old buddy Tuco.

My work socks were hung
Like Christmas stockings, you see,
My wife, she has four kids.
Myself, I have three.

When what to our watering eyes
Should appear,
My compa Ramon,
With a carload of beer.

His eyes, how they twinkled
Behind his new glasses.
He was here to bring beer
To the beer-drinking masses.
He brought Tecate, Coors Light,
And even Budweiser.
And then, for much later,
Some Viagra from Pfizer.

"Ay, loco," I told him.
"Come join us, my friend."
But he had just gotten started,
And must get started again.

As he started to leave,
He gave a high-five.
"Merry Christmas to all,
"And don't drink and drive!"
Fifty Shades of Funny

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