Wednesday, June 12, 2019

The Week In Tweets: Special Mueller-gate Edition!

Fake News Reports!
  
President Trump SLAMS Democrats As John Dean, Former Nixon Council, Is Called To Testify Concerning Mueller-gate!
"What the fudge am I doing here?" his opening remarks began, only he didn't use the word "fudge."
  
President Trump SLAMS Democrats As John Dean, Disgraced Nixon Council Who Hasn't Been Heard From Since The 60s, Testifies Concerning Mueller-gate!
"If your case depends on ME testifying," he tells the House Judiciary Committee in his opening remarks, "you ain't got shit."
  
This Just In!
The House Judiciary Committee Is Calling Gary Busey In To Testify Concerning What He Knows About Mueller-gate!
  
This Just In!
The House Judiciary Committee Has Arranged For Bill Cosby To Receive A Full Pardon In Exchange For Testimony About What He Knows And When Did He Know It Concerning Mueller-gate!
  
"What about ME?" Blubbers A Non-Contrite Harry Weinstein.
"Okay," says the House Judiciary Committee. "You, too."
  
The House Judiciary Committee Reaches Out To Charles Manson About Whether He Would Agree To Testify Concerning Mueller-gate.
Um, Charles Manson died in 2017.
"Oh, FUDGE!" the HJC said.
Only they didn't say "fudge."
  
  
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