Fake News Reports!
Justin Bieber Has CHALLENGED Tom Cruise To An MMA Fight In The Octagon!
"Not with me. I mean, with my wife."
Justin Bieber CHALLENGES Tom Cruise To An MMA Fight In The Octagon!
"And YOU'RE next, Clint Eastwood."
Justin Bieber Double-Dog DARES Tom Cruise To An MMA Fight In The Octagon!
"Sure, I can beat Top Gun. I made Betty White cry, didn't I?"
The Great Actress Jennifer Garner Was In Deming, New Mexico To Meet With Migrants In This Country Illegally Who Are Being Taken Care Of In A Makeshift Shelter!
"We need a safe place to hold these unfortunates."
How about YOUR house?
"Uh... gotta go!"
The Great Actress Jennifer Garner Was In Deming, New Mexico To Personally Meet With Migrants In This Country Illegally Who are Being Taken Care Of In A Makeshift Shelter!
"Hey! Where's my WALLET?"
Bernie Sanders ADMITS He Watched President Trump's Florida Rally And That It Was Full Of "Lies, Distortions, & Nonsense"!
"Imagine my embarrassment when it was pointed out to me that I was looking into a mirror, not a TV."
Justin Bieber Has Taken Back His MMA Challenge To Tom Cruise About Fighting Him In The Octagon!
"His demands were ridiculous," a disgusted Bieber complained to Fake News. "Can you believe he actually wanted to hit me back?"
Just To Be Clear, I Am FOR Reparations!
Anyone who owns or has owned a slave should definitely PAY reparations to anyone who is or has been a slave.
Kim Kardashian...
That's too much garage for anyone's Miata.
New Shaft Sequel Turns Out To Be A Box Office Disappointment!
"Well, the African-American community has spoken," a Hollywood spokesman confirms. "They'd rather see movies with WHITE people."
New Shaft Sequel Turns Out To Be A Box Office Disappointment!
"Well, the African-American community has spoken," a Hollywood spokesman confirms. "They'd rather see movies with WHITE people."
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